Critapocalypse Episode 9! You can’t handle the truth!

So we finally made it on to iTunes, little did Apple know that we plan to take them down from the inside but that is neither here nor now.

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Hedgehog power sabotage bots. If it’s good enough for a Sonic villain it is good enough for me and Tom Atkins.

You know the drill at this point but just in case me (Matt) and Ant (Ant) talk about things we have done, played, listened to or watched. If that isn’t e ough we do also go completely off tangent so for all your non tangential tapestry of talking check out THE Critapocalypse podcast.

Critapocalypse-podcast Episode 9 YOUTUBE!

Critapocalypse-podcast Episode 9 SOUNDCLOUD!!!!

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I love you guys.

Critapocalypse Episode 8! Great Cock Fire of Balls!

We have banded together once again to discuss the finer things in life, not wine, cheese and stale crackers but video games, films, music and occasionally, life.

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Life?

You know the drill at this point and if you don’t you will get the jist pretty quickly. We review stuff while we chat the night away, we then record these mad ramblings and edit them into a format for your earholes.

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Fuck you, Fuck you, Fuck you, Fuck you and Fuck you. You fucking son of a bitch.

This week we talk about (Time codes for youtube only):

Total Overdose: 00:01:20
Infamous First light: 00:09:42
Chinese Zodiac: 00:14:47
The Hobbit: Battle of the Five Armies: 00:22:14
Middle-Earth: Shadow of Mordor and lamentations for original gaming: 00:31:32
Grown Ups 2: 00:46:44
13 Assassins: 01:02:11
Worms Battlegrounds: 01:08:50

So get your steaming pile of sex voices right here:

Critapocalypse Episode 8 Youtube

Critapocalypse Episode 8 Soundcloud

Critapocalypse Episode 7! No stopping us now!

We return to you this week in nostalgic mood, reminiscing about the year gone by.

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Look at that magnificent bastard!

Please follow us as we discuss what we liked and what we didn’t like so much from 2014.

Within this episode we discuss: Penny Dreadful, Guardians of the Galaxy, Godzilla, Tranformers 4, EA Sports UFC, Sunset Overdrive, Shovel Knight, Download 2014, The Flash and Bojack Horseman.

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Someone made my thoughts into a picture before I thought them! (All credit goes to the person who made that image)

SOUNDCLOUD!!!!

Critapocalypse Episode 7 Soundcloud

YOUTUBE!!!!!!

Critapocalypse Episode 7 Youtube

Critapocalypse Episode 6! HOLY SHIT!

We are back once again with the renegade master!

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A rare moment of chilling out in the world of The Walking Dead.

Here we are with Critapocalypse Episode 6! This week we talk about Return Of The Living Dead, GTA 5, The Equilizer, Nightbreed, Rocky IV, Persona 4 and the first half of The Walking Dead Season 5. So feast your ear holes on some free entertainment.

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Not a David Cronenberg holiday snapshot.

Here is the Soundcloud link:

Critapocalypse Episode 6 on Soundcloud.

Here is the link for you Youtube lovers:

Critapocalypse Episode 6 on Youtube.

Critapocalypse Episode 5! Now with youtube!

Critapocalypse is back and we have more interesting shit to discuss.

From video games to TV and movies you won’t find a better place to give you an irrelevant opinion, sometimes we veer wildly off topic and begin disucssing the events of the last 2 weeks but thats all in the name of keeping you entertained.

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Mummies Alive! It’s scarab.

Check out the links below for your bi weekly dose of Matt and Ant in your ears.

Critapocalypse Episode 5 – Soundcloud

For those more visual based fans of the show here is the Youtube link.

Critapocalypse Episode 5 – Youtube

This week we discuss Far Cry 4, WWE Survivor Series 2014, Hunger Games – Mockingjay Part 1, Gems of War, Snowpiercer, Elite Dangerous, Dragon Age: Inquisition and Super Castlevania 4.

Critapocalypse Episode 4!

Guess what! There is another episode of Critapocalypse up and it is free for all you sexy people. Please give it a listen and let us know what you think.

Here is the Soundcloud:

Critapocalypse Episode 4

Here is the Youtube:

Critapocalypse Episode 4

Enjoy us speak about Master of Darkness on the Master System, Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare on Xbox One and Alien Isolation (Again).

We talk and talk but thats why we are here!

Thanks for your time.

Critapocalypse Podcast Episode 3

Hey there people. How are you all doing?

This week we have the newest episode of Critapocalypse for y’all to have a listen to.

We talk about game endings and life in general along with some mentions of a few other topics. Stay for the end to hear a discussion regarding the Halloween series and our favourite entries along with our most hated.

Spoiler we also speak about this!

Here is the Soundcloud link:

Critapocalypse Episode 3

Youtube for those of you more visually inclined:

Critapocalypse Episode 3